Statuses for Facebook

If you`ve a problem, FACE it, don`t FACEBOOK it.

The first and last person to LIKE this status are the sexiest people in the whole wide world! :)

I want a real relationship, NOT A FACEBOOK ONE.

Facebook = You realize how different you are from people. Twitter = You realize there are people who knows exactly how you feel.

Fun Status Game!! reach for the nearest book and comment on this status with the second line of the second paragraph on page 20.

Don`t push people to like you, you`re not a Facebook status

I SAW YOUR COMMENT BEFORE YOU DELETED IT.

Inbox (1) makes me happy... Notifications (1000000) does not.

Press Enter to dislike the `Press Enter to post`

My Daily Needs : Food- ..........▀ 5% Water- ........▀ 1% Sleep-.......... ▀ 4% Facebook-.... ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 90%

I Liked your Status and now 25 notifications later........I`m hating me for Liking your status!

I hate it when I write a sarcastic Facebook status and someone who doesn’t get it has to comment and ruin it.

I hate when an awesome song starts playing and I turn to the radio to hit the "Like" button, only to be let down by reality once again.

L.....wait for it......IKE! :)

Dad joined facebook. . . . . .kid`s status. . .`wtf`. . . .dad asks him. . . . . `what is wtf. . ?`. . Kid replies. . . .`welcome to facebook. . .`. . . . :P