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Yes!!! I got selected for jury duty!

*BLOND GOES TO THE DOCTOR TO FIND OUT IF SHE IS PREGNENT*Doctor: your pregnentBlond: *smiles* Doctor: your having twinsBlond: *crys*Doctor: isant that good?Blond: i dont know who the father is for the other babyDoctor: LUCKY IM A BRUNETTE !!!!!!!

I just made a Tumblr litterally like 5 minutes ago and I would love it if you guys would follow me!!!(: My username is Skol www.portugueseliterature.overblog.com

May you find success in all your endeavors, May Allah blessings be always with you..Eid Mubarak

Wish you and your family the blessings of Allah, kindness of Allah and help of Allah on this day of Eid. Eid Mubarak

My Eid day will be incomplete if I would not wish you with my best wishes. Happy Eid Day

May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid, and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness.

You are special, you are unique; may your Eid be also as special and unique as you are..

May His love fill your heart with Joy and peace this Eid and each day of the year to come.

I wish you the gift of faith, the blessing of hope and the peace of his love at Eid and always.

May the Joy, Cheer, Mirth and Merriment of this festival surround you forever. Happy Eid

Have a Happy Eid Day! I hope you get lots of fun! Spend time with your loved ones..

I wish you a very happy and peaceful Eid ul Adhaa.

May you be able to develop your capabilities, may all your weaknesses turn into your strengths. Happy Eid Day.

May Allah bless us with the same repotation that we have in the past.