Statuses for Facebook

No matter how dirty your past is, your future is still spotless.

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..

If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

I just love getting dirty.

Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.

People say I have a dirty mind… But I say its just creative!

An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.

Dirty Messages, Quotes, Greetings

Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio

Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes.

The future belongs to the few of us still willing to get our hands dirty.

I smile when I'm having dirty thoughts :)

My girlfriend asked me to send some dirty pics. So I sent her a picture of my sink full of dishes. :)

I thinking about how im disgusted by holding a gas pump but yet, I have no problem drinking my beer from a cup that ten other people drank out of, and a backwash covered ping pong ball was just thrown into it after hitting a dirty a$$ garage floor??