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To all my haters you only have one advantage over me...You can kiss my ass and I cant

You're single?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA me too.

''Mommy, what's a lesbian?'' ''Uhh... Go ask Daddy, she will let you know.''

Tom Cruise, Angelina Jolie, Aishwarya Rai, Arnold, Jennifer Lopez, Amitabh Bachhan & Me.. All the Stars wish You a Very Happy New Year.

Ahhh, the 4th of July. The day where trips to hospital start with the words "Hold my beer and watch this!"

What's the difference between "Ooooo" and "Ahhh"? About 3 inches.

Ahhh..Sunday..the biggest decision of the day...to bathe or not to bathe.

I wonder if the psycho hitchhiker ever gets picked up by the psycho driver. Now there's a movie I'd pay to see.

*Shopping online: ''Ohhh niiicceeee and It's only $5!.....*Shipping: $100. ''B*tch WTF!?''

''I have a question.'' *Teacher walks away* ''Uhh okay that's cool too.''

This is how Ghetto people count 1) wahh 2) Two 3) Three 4) Foe 5) Fieee 6) Sih 7) Selm 8) Ate 9) Naa 10) Teh 11) Lem 12) Twehh.

Me: ''OOHH.'' Teacher: ''Get it?'' Me: ''No''

When you start to hate someone, everything they do begins to annoy you... Them: *Cough* You: ''Whhhhhattt The F*CCCKKKKK!!???!?!?''

Who invented hugs? i mean..the first hug would have been soo awkward. its like''what are u doin, y are u holding me???'' ''shhh just trust me''

Ahh! The poor girl and what she did to herself in my last post. D;