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R we able to finnish this stunt or die trying....oooooo yyeeeeeaahhhh!!!!

Is this lottery real are people really getting there money

Me: Dad can you do me a favor? Dad: Sure sweetie Me: Can i do this Job (last status)? Dad: O.o: --> (read my last status)

Never say thank to a friend who helped you. coz this means that you have burdened him/her.

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said ‘No.’ (c)Woody Allen

I wonder how she introduces him, "hi this is my nieces ex, whose now my boyfriend!"

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i am happy that i and my Ex are back again and he already told me he needs me and wants to stay with me forever, [email protected] is the greatest!! with his spell all this happened, you can reach him on this number +15036626930 Lisa Rabiye

Hey I just realized this, but you look allot like my next girlfriend.

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Don’t depend too much on anyone in this world. Even your shadow leaves you when you are in darkness.

Lot's of people say this generation is messed up. This generation is full of people. You are one of the people in this generation. You can be the change you want to see. Never underestimate the power of a person who has a vision and is determined to see that same vision fulfilled.

love has to realise by heart. in this regard word is useless.

There is no longer a formal US government. This is not a drill, people. Only the strong survive from this point onward. Go out and punch the nearest person to declare your dominance. Loved ones are a weakness and water is power.

Govt. Shutdown Journal; Day One (Zero Hour): Normal people are still going about doing their daily drivel. Many have been furloughed for hours now! It appears, also, that the public water services are still running as I crimped one off at 4:45 this afternoon. Oh, how I'm running low on puffy Cheetos, and terribly anxious about trash pickup: it amazes me how much one chap can produce! More in the days that follow. I do hope the Wise Talking Heads will end this crisis soon. Until then...