Statuses for Facebook

That awkward moment when you wrongly type a word in a text and make the same mistake in your attempt to correct it :P

That awkward moment when your on your on your phone at the Walmart checkout line talking bout how your man holding your mans a boss, then you wip out that EBT card.

Happyness and sadness are the happiest moments of our life

I once kissed my gf while it was raining hard. At first it was romantic, but then a rain drop ran down my nose and into her mouth. She freaked out about how "unsanitary" it was and it spoiled the moment horribly.

I have liked many but loved very few. Yet no-one has been as sweet as U. I would stand and wait in the worlds longest queue. Just for the pleasure of a moment with U

That moment of joy when I see my food coming at a restaurant.

Nothing sucks more than that moment in an argument where you realize you're wrong

Learn to appreciate every single moment of your life, whether its's good or bad for it will become a part of your memories later on.

The awkward moment when your parents walk in on you and your boyfriend watching these together O_o: (read my last status)

That awkward moment when you realize you have strong feelings for a celebrity that you will probably never even meet..

Maybe one day, you'll stop for a moment to think about me and then miss what we had.

That moment when YOU HEAR A SONG AND EVERY word describes your situation perfectly .

That awkward moment when people think they're funny, but they are just annoying.

Everything that has a beginning has an end, so forget the past, plan for the future, and enjoy the moment.

That awkward moment when you realize the word ''bed'' is shaped like an actual bed.