Statuses for Facebook

Facebook has suddenly become like a strip club, you don't know whose gonna be on the crack or letting their tit's hang out!

My life is a struggel I wanted to die and leave all my problems behind Didn't know I wz just being a big fool This Year there's going to be a big turnaround for me.......yaay :D

My hares told me that I'm a mothfucker.... But u know what I respect the eldest...!!

You know all ...life is what life is game in her girls...b,coz all boys all palyed on her girls boya are cheat lier ...i hate boys..

ugly guys take their girls serious cuz they know there's a high chance they will stay single if they don't please them.

I Have a Secret , I LOVE YOU. I just told you OMG its no more a secret. But you still don't know who you are , so its still secret.

Hello everyone who know about the website hodbags.com ? this website is a cheater so everyone have to becareful about this site , do not buy anythings from this , because i was a cheated by this site !!

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina Boy2.Oh! I know her Boy1:How? Boy2:v were caught sleeping together Boy1:What the hell? Boy2.during lecture in maths class Think +ve:)

you hate her then u want me..u miss her then u hate me boy i know u so wel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know its time to start saving when your debit card declines a $1.25 purchase.

Just back from QUEEN,with my grand daughter Kavya..the right person to see it with!Take away from the Pic:* Hang on to your handbag...come what may* Honeymooning on your own is more fun* Let your hair down to enjoy life* Don't forget /forgive/forfeit your freedom for a jerk* If you know to cook...you can survive anywhereI have decided to go for a vacation on my own, Queen style!!

I hate two faced people I don't know which face to punch first

I close my eyes, and I can see a better day. I close my eyes, and pray. I know there's sunshine beyond that rain. I know there's good times beyond that pain(:

“When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.”

How world know that I'm sad?