Statuses for Facebook

Yes i am a bitch but i'll never be a whore... Get the difference??? :)

Worker: hi welcome to Hollister Girl: why is it so dark. Worker: so we dont have to see yo fugly faces

I don't have a bucket list but my fucket list is a mile long...

What you do when people sing happy birthday to you: 5% - Sing. 10% - Smile. 85% - Sit there like a dumbfuck trying to figure out what to do.

Girls: Hes cute, hes cute, wow hottie, ew wtf, hes cute. Guys: Fuckable, fuckable fuckable, fuckable, too fat.

Girls: He's cute, wow hottie, eww no, aww gorgeous!. Guys: Fuckable, fuckable fuckable, fuckable, too fat

''WAIT!, WAIT!, WAIT!'' I Didn`t Mean To Send That! ''Message Sent.''...Aw Fuckk.. -_-

All Chief Keef videos be in one living room, NOTHING IN IT but 100 mufuckas jumping around..

I fuck those who fuck with me..

What i really disagree on fb is,Even my mutual frns dnt pay attention my status update even if it is encourazing sentenze,But if a girl update jst a word,Then minimux 10 frnz will like the girl status...FUCK YOU ALL...Be a man.70% of world populatn is a boy..Don't give your time on girl status :):)

Fat people shouldn't be allowed to have computers, You catfishing muthafuckers

what's up with lady gaga's name? Seriously what is they a fucking baby?

Yeah, I thought about it and I ain't fuckin wit it

ur pretty much over me but the reverse is a fuck load harder

There is no hurt in this world worse then feeling like they just doesn't give a FUCK!