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Official language of fangirls: ''I can't'' ''omfg'' ''brb crying'' ''pregnant'' ''dead.'' ''can I just die or'' ''omg my ovaries'' ''asdfghjkl'' ''husband.''

Success is like being pregnant. Everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you were ****** before you got there.

Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years & 9 months.

If pregnancy were a book they would cut out the last two chapters.

If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.

Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, but im 4 months pregnant, and its your baby .

Bored? Simply send a text message to a random number saying..."I'm Pregnant!"

The uterus of an average woman expands up to 500 times its normal size during pregnancy.

Call of Duty: Lowering teen pregnancy rates since 2003

''is she pregnant''...''idk''...''go ask''...''no way, what if she's just fat???''

It's all fun and games until somebody gets pregnant.

2,800 teenage girls get pregnant everyday. Like if you like pancakes.

Kim Kardashian's pregnant photos in my last status!? >>>

Over 2,413 girls get pregnant everyday, Restatus if you like pancakes.