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Best idea EVER! Look at My Last Like!

You have no idea how many times I’ve tried to tell you the truth through my jokes.

The people who make medicine clearly have no idea what fruit tastes like.

I haven’t lost my brain it just couldn’t handle my ideas so it left

We wish you more and more original ideas! An a lot of luck, of course!

Never stop believing. Magic is just science we don’t understand. Every original idea was considered insanity at first.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

When you see my head tilt to the side and I start to stare into space. I would run. The voices inside my head just gave me a brilliant idea. Be very afraid!

The best way to have a good idea is to have a lot of ideas.

Hold on I’m getting an idea!

Guys have no ideas how long something they said can stay in a girl’s mind.

A good idea will keep you awake during the morning, but a great idea will keep you awake during the night.

For me you are my ideal, you taught me to be a man. Your kindness, love and care, everything is unexpressed. Thanks Mom

Chicken pot pie sounds like such a good idea. If you add commas.

Today, I saw a commercial for the Snuggie. I thought it was stupid idea, but I couldn t change the channel because I was under a blanket and I didn t want my arms to get cold by reaching for the remote.