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If god n rebirth iz there all politicen n creminal wll be bagger one day! Psyco

Never say things you don't mean, just because you're angry.

Don’t promise when you are happy, don’t reply when you are angry and don’t decide when you are sad.

Everything I ever needed to know about structural engineering, I learned from Angry Birds.

When people fall in love they are called " love birds." when they fight they are called "angry birds."

If you get angry, just relax, take a deep breath and count to ten, unless you're angry about oxygen and numbers.

Did you know there's no angry way of saying bubble?

That stupid moment when you’re so angry, you end up crying

Getting angry, throwing your phone, then checking on it to make sure it's ok

For every minute you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness.

''I wasn't that drunk.'' Dude you threw my parrot and screamed ''Angry Birds.''

97% people type faster when they are angry. RT if you're one of them.

Chinese Eye Emotions: sad (- -) happy (- -) angry (- -)

Every time autocorrect screws up a word I'm trying to type I get so ducking angry!

Two things to remember: Don't make decisions when you're angry, and don't make promises when you're happy.