Statuses for Facebook

If you're sexy, look at my last status ;) >>>

Obama fans check my last status lmao ;)

Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you ;)

You have lot of curves and I have no brakes ;)

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can`t take them off of you ;)

You know what they say about men with big feet ;)..........We always have trouble finding shoes that fit.

I wish I was Robinson Cruso. Coz, I can have 'Friday' everyday :) TGIF guys..cheers ;)

Today I think I'll send out texts saying "Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again?" ...JUST to see how many responses I will get. ;)

It's friday!! I smell vodka ;)

The sun isn't the only thing that rises in the morning...if you know what I mean ;)

I smile because your my daughter. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it. ;)

Most teens are switching to twitter instead of facebook. noone wants to get on facebook and catch dad pocking mom... if you kno what I mean;)

Ah Saturday, where it's socially acceptable to drink in the morning. ;)

I guess not everyone at this grocery store is as comfortable with my nudity as I am. ;)

Remember....... Its not drinking alone if you're on Facebook ;)