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2009: ''I was so stupid last year.'' 2010: ''I was so stupid last year.'' 2011: ''I was so stupid last year.'' 2012: ''I was so stupid last year.''

Okay sleep, even though you stood me up last night, I forgive you. I'm even ready to take you to bed now. :P -SYKO

I got so high last night i had to turn down my tv cuz i couldnt taste my toast

Me: Dad can you do me a favor? Dad: Sure sweetie Me: Can i do this Job (last status)? Dad: O.o: --> (read my last status)

My first name nd ur last name would sound gr8 2gether...!

last time i masturbate it was last year Hahaha

When you love a bitch,you tell the bitch,you don't wait for the last minute..

Just when you think you've cried your last tear, another one falls quietly down your cheek...

The awkward moment when your parents walk in on you and your boyfriend watching these together O_o: (read my last status)

Relationships last long because two people made a choice. The decision to keep it, to fight for it, and to work hard for it.

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Psychologists say a crush only lasts for 4 months - when feelings last longer, you're considered to be ''in love''.

The girl in our last status = HOT! ( Picture )

If you're sexy, look at my last status ;) >>>

The shocking pictures of Justin Bieber + other celebrities in my last status!