Statuses for Facebook

Her boyfriend left her because she is too fat, So she decided to lose weight FAST. Here are before/after pictures (Last status)

A boyfriend shouldn't be just a boyfriend. To have a happier & a relationship more worthwhile, YOU should also be my very best friend.

Her boyfriend left because she's too fat. So she decided to lose weight. Here are her before/after pics (my last status)

Wish your boyfriend was like this guy in my last status?

Dear Ladies, if your boyfriend is doing THIS , he is definitely cheating: Check out my last status...

Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist :P

My marriage is on the rocks again yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

I miss my amazing one of a kind boyfriend.

To ex boyfriend, No, I’m not jealous, I know what she’s getting.

I told my daughter that she can't have boyfriend till her age is off the clock. *puts military clock on wall*

I forgot Rihanna's ex-boyfriend's name...Then it hit me...

Girlfriend: Baby,I'm Pregnant.What Do You Want It To Be?......Boyfriend: A Joke.

GirlfriEND, boyfriEND, friEND, everything has an END except for famILY.

Boy: hey dad I got a girlfriend Dad: Good job son! Girl: Hey daddy I got a boyfriend Dad: *loads shotgun*

If you have a good boyfriend, don’t make him pay for the mistakes that other boys made.