Statuses for Facebook

''Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.'' - Mark Twain

Sometimes if you really want to make things work you have to keep you mouth shut and put your hurt aside.

''Work hard and take risks and you will be rewarded.'' - Jill Barker

Guy leaves girl. Gets drunk. get this job after getting drunk and Does THIS for money : (Read My Last Like)

GF: I did something bad. You'll hate me! BF: We can work through anything! I'm sure I'll forgive you. GF: I broke your Xbox. BF: OUT. NOW.

I have a job crushing pop cans. It's soda pressing.

Relationships last long because two people made a choice. The decision to keep it, to fight for it, and to work hard for it.

Just because u don't understand someone's relationship, doesn't mean its bad, if it works for them, stay out of it

I love my job working as an ambulance paramedic. I get to read some pretty funny, half-finished text messages.

''High achievement always takes place in the framework of high expectation.'' - Charles F. Kettering

Where the spirit does not work with the hand, there is no art. ~ Da Vinci

Most relationship are like fat people, they don't work out.

''If something doesn't work out, what do you do? You make an adjustment, you give it one more shot.'' -New Girl

Committees have become some important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work. - Laurence J. Peter

My favorite social networking site is MySpace.