Statuses for Facebook

It`s amazing how dudes can take care of Jordan`s, but can`t take care of a woman.

If she`s dumb enough to walk away, Be smart enough to let her go!

A man typed in search box on Google : "What do woman want?". Google Replied : "We are also searching..."

one day you`ll realize...all the love that i gave to you...is now being given to someone else

Girls find out everything... so I suggest you tell them the truth. (:

Girls are most talented creature on earth. Because they listen half understand quarter but explain it double.

Most girls on Facebook have more problems than a math book. LIKE if you agree.

Treat her with respect. Accept her for who she is. Make her feel safe and protected. Be her best friend.

Girls are like butterflies, they are so pretty and beautiful to look at, but really hard to catch.

Ladies: A REAL Man Won`t Send You Mixed Signals... Cause a Real Man Knows What He Wants..

Beautiful is a word that a girl likes to be called. But obliviously ignores it.

when a girl tells you to `have fun` that means she wants you to have a shxty time without her.

You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.

Males: Wow, her status is dumb......but shes cute! `LIKE`

Guys: When she`s not yours, you`ll do everything you can to get her. But when you do have her, you take everything for granted.