Statuses for Facebook

Without Facebook I would forget 90% of my friend's birthdays.

You can't have your cake and eat it too... Try telling that to a bulimic girl on her birthday.

Wishing an amazing day and many great things to come to a wonderful person. Happy birthday.

To me,”being the bigger person” means wishing a happy birthday on facebook to people who did not wish me one.

Happy birthday to someone close to me. Hope all the angels are singing to you in heaven.

The fact that a Facebook reminder told me it was your birthday doesn’t make it any less special.

The United States is the only country with a known birthday.

You could just change your birthday to april first, watch everyone write happy birthday on your wall, and at the end of the day make your status.

Thinking of you with love on your birthday and wishing you everything that brings you happiness today and always.

:) May this day bring countless happiness and endless joy and live with peace and serenity. Happy Birthday

I may not be celebrating your special day with you but I want you to know that I am thinking of you & wishing you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake.

All I got you for your birthday was this post. Hope you enjoy it! Try not to read it all at once. Happy Birthday

Didn’t I already celebrate this birthday, like 2 birthdays ago?