Statuses for Facebook

- People are obsessed with the front seat of the car but when you get in a bus, you go straight to the back

When the car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a bit so the cars behind me can see I'm not causing the traffic.

Wow i drove this car to prom :D check out my last status <<3

I'm going to start carrying fireworks in my car because sometimes my horn just isn't enough.

Going to prom in the car in my last status with my boyfriend ❤❤❤❤

Got in a wreck with a smart car today, its totaled. My bike is fine though.

My friend Carlos got his car stolen. We just call him Los now

If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knees to chest damnit! KNEES TO CHEST

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it but it won’t go anywhere.

That uncomfortable moment when you're in the car and you look at the people in the car next to you. Then you realize they're already looking at you...

When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the car is new or the wife is.

When a man opens the car door for his wife it's either a new car or a new wife..

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, ..."I AM NOT HAPPY!!!" So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"

A Penn State student trying to raise money for cancer came up to my car asking for money. I told her that I don't support cancer or Penn State.

Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.