Statuses for Facebook

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her cheating husband, but she's only allowed to do so with her bare hands.

A man yells at his wife "pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery." "Oh wonderful!" she says, "should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" The husband replies, "I don't care. Just get out!"

A man’s best fortune, or his worst, is his wife.

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness and just stupid enough to admire it.

My wife had auto correct way before the iPhone.

A successfull marriage is based on give and take where husband gives money and gifts & wife takes it and wife gives tensions and lectures and husband takes it :)

If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

All girls are DEVIL but my wife is QUEEN …………………………………………… Of all of them :)

My wife is as handsome as when she was a girl, and I fell in love with her and what is more, I have never fallen out.

Even my child started to walk without any support, nut my wife still holds my hand while walking.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

One should choose a wife with the ears, rather than with the eyes.

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.