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Me: "Mum but I think I'm dying!" Mum: "I don't care, you're still going to school!"

What is the main reason for failure? …………………….. I think its EXAMS. What do you think?

Grammar is important. For instance, commas save lives, such as in this example: "Let's eat grandpa." vs "Lets eat, grandpa"

Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry

Always have a goal. Example: Turn as much alcohol into urine as you can. 

The awk moment in a exam where you spell amazing.....amazayn...oops

I'm not fully useless, I can be used as bad examples.

I wish exams came with a 50/50 option.

What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , Time up , No Luck...

Your EX is just live proof that you can do better, A perfect EXample of what you shouldn’t want, & motivation to get what you deserve.

In class: 1+1=2 ..Exam: John went to the market and bought 900 Oranges, then he ate 200. What's the distance between the bridge & Mars?

Ahahahaa! Look what girl got caught drawing on her school exam in my last status

Hey, I've exams soon, and this is crazy, but I'm not gonna study, cause I'm too lazy!

Study → Exams → Forget Everything

Girls would actually love guys to make more decisions. For example, where to go for dinner, what movie to watch, etc...