Statuses for Facebook

I dont know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too.

Some wonder why things happen, some figure out why things happen, and some wonder why things always happen to them.

Cheating is easy, why not be a man and be faithful.

There are 2 reasons why people can hurt you: 1.You really care about them, or 2.They don't really care about you.

Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work. ~ Thomas Edison

Looking out at the world all I see is what I don't want to become, that's why we must follow our dreams.

Looking at myself: why

Judge:why did you rape her? me:her eyebrows told me to just do it..

Why do people wait until you move on to decide that they suddenly want you?

Why don't Catholics use condoms? Because little boys can't get pregnant.

If you're stressed, you’ll get pimples. If you cry, you’ll get wrinkles. So, why don’t smile & get dimples? Keep smiling! It's very simple.

LOVE is when you don't know why you seem so attracted to that person.

Why are goldfish the only snack that smiles back? Because they are baked

There's a story behind every person. There's a reason why they're the way they are. Stop judging.

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci