Statuses for Facebook

Dear little boy, Thank you for telling me your dog was not fat, but full of love. it made my day. Sincerely, petting the love

Thank you for paying attention to the little things and making me feel special.

Message to my ex: thank you for showing me exactly what I dont want in a person.

Happy Anniversary to the most amazing man I’ve ever known! Thank you for loving me, for me. I love you.

Happy Anniversary to my loving hubby. Thank you for the last 11 yrs. and many more yrs. to come. Thank you for making me the happiest woman. I love you always.

Easter equals three nails, two thieves, and one broken body thank you Jesus for your sacrifice.

Thank you for being a great dad to us! Your memories will always live in the very core of my heart.

To whom it may concern, thank you for always being there for me, much appreciated…

Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face.

You make me have filthy thoughts, and for that I thank you...

Reached 800k followers. Thank you so much everyone who's following me :) We'll keep providing you inspiring quotes and great advice. xoxo

You put a smile on my face everyday. Thank you.

Thank you is two words, not one. You are, shortened, is you're, not your. They are, shortened, is they're, not there. Learn it.

Before speaking, please make sure your tongue is connected to your brain. Thank you.

Dear Potato Chip Companies, I find it so not cool to pay $1.29 for a bag of 60% Chips & 40% Air. Please stop doing that, thank you