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Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.

I feel like Neve Campbell in Scream 2. She thinks she can go off to college and be happy but then the murderer comes back, starts killing off all of her friends. I learned a lot of lessons from that movie. This is just one of them.

A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.

Elementary school = 50 friends. Middle school = 30 friends. High school = 20 friends. College = 3 Real Friends.

No College Students or Graduates should be voting for anyone BUT Obama... Romney wants to DOUBLE the interest on student loans

2 Chainz played college basketball, graduated with a 4.0 GPA in 3 years at a 4 year school. Never Judge a book by it's cover!!!!

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg = College Dropouts.

Rapper ''2 Chainz'' played college basketball, and graduated with a 4.0 GPA in 3 years at a 4 year school. Never judge a book by it's cover

President Barack Obama was known to be a marijuana smoker in his teen & college days. His nickname used to be ''Barack Oganja.''

School for 12 years, college for 4 years, then you work until you die. Cool.

School for 12 years, college for 4 years or more... then you work until you die. Great.

I really want to go to Penn State for college.

Bill Gates has enough money to send every single 18 year old in the country to a 4-year college.

42% of people who graduate from college never read another book.

In college, I learned more by watching my drunk friends than I did in class.