Statuses for Facebook

I`m not addicted to alcohol. I`m just in an abusive relationship with it

Being Scary is That unique feeling... But don't look at mirror if are Having scary Feeling

I don’t need a burning sun, and a cooling moon to show me my way, just want you to hold me whenever I tumble.

8 year olds have an iPhone, an iPod, an iPad and a MacBook. When I was 8 I felt cool with my new markers.

You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.

Sometimes just when I say hello the right way, I’m like, Whoa, I’m so cool.

Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.

I don’t always have a cool facebook status. But when I do, an older relative ruins it with a lame comment.

I’m searching Facebook for people named Hontas, Just because I think it would be cool… to poke a Hontas.

Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool. ~ Bender, Futurama

First the earth cooled, then the dinosaurs came and they all bought Benzes...

Leaving the house on a Monday morning would be so much cooler if someone would yell "Aaaaand Action!" as I walk out the door.

Wouldn't ventriloquists be a lot cooler if they could throw their farts?

Since when was it cool to have an iPhone at the age of 10.. i sincerely hope those parents know what they've done.

The future was so much cooler in the past.