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Sorry, I can’t hangout. My uncle’s cousin’s sister in law’s best friend’s insurance agent’s roommate’s pet goldfish died. Maybe next time..

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.

It's impossible to bring up life insurance with your spouse without it seeming like you plan to have them whacked.

Does a transformer get car insurance or life insurance?

I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance! ..By driving away and not leaving a note.

Would you like to save money on your car insurance? Walk ... Just sayin

Would transformers buy life insurance or car insurance?

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by driving away right after I rear-ended someone.

Sorry, I can't hangout. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish died. It was tragic.

Giving someone all your love is not an insurance that they'll love you back.

Giving someone all your love is not an insurance that they will love you back

Sorry, I can't hangout. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet rock died. It was tragic

More money is spent each year on alcohol and cigarettes than on Life insurance.

Sorry, I can't hangout. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish drowned. It was tragic.

I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.