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REAL men don't cheat, REAL men don't lie, REAL men actually cry, REAL men defend you, REAL men don't hit women, REAL men.. where are you?

When women have loved you and thrown themselves at your head, has that been idealism? Anton Chekhov. The Seagull

As a child I learned a lot of things from Disney films. For instance, going around kissing women who are in a coma is acceptable.

Cheating on a good women is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock. - Unknown

I got expelled from the public library for putting all the 'Women's Rights' books in the fiction section.

Men will spend 2 bucks on a 1 buck item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 buck on a 2 buck item that they dont need at all.

Women fall in love in the presence of a man, while men fall in love in the absence of a woman.

Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.

In women everything is heart, even the head.

Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

A man will never be the man a woman wants him to be ,and a women will never be the woman a man first thought she was.

Advice to women: Date like a man and you’ll never get hurt.

A man typed in search box on Google : “What do women want?”. Google Replied : “We are also searching…”

Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure, its called a credit card.