Statuses for Facebook

I don’t care what you think of me! Unless you think I’m awesome – in which case, you’re right! Carry on…

If by "help decorate the tree" you mean drinking beer on the couch yelling out everything you're doing wrong, then yeah, count me in. — feeling accomplished.

Sometimes you can't tell if you're just in a bad mood or everyone around you is being annoying.

Don't start a REALationship if you're gonna fake your love and cheat.

Dear best friend, please stay in my life forever because you're one of the best things to ever happen to me. Love, me.

Don't act like I'm your best friend when you need something, then completely forget me when you're with the others.

Me: "Mum but I think I'm dying!" Mum: "I don't care, you're still going to school!"

You’re not “forever alone,” you’re single. There’s a difference.

Thinking of something really awesome to say, but forgetting it right before you're going to tell that person

You get in the biggest fights with the people you care about the most, because those are the relationships you’re willing to fight for.

Pick up the bits and pieces and don't worry about how you're going to put them all together.

Nothing sucks more than that moment in an argument where you realize you're wrong

If you're not happy single, u won't be in a relationship, get ur own life first, then share it

You know you're depressed when you find bubble wrap and don't want to pop it.

It's good to be strong, but it sucks when people know you're strong & think that it makes it okay to hurt you.