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When boys are your best friend. ♥

When boys are proud to be your boyfriend. ♥ ;

All men are created equal, it is only men themselves who place themselves above equality. ~ David Allen

When men and women are able to respect and accept their differences then love has a chance to blossom.

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.

All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, thats their own fault.

Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!

Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.

Men are like BLUETOOTH connection, when UR beside them they stay connected but when you are away they search for new devices.

Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a lot of money. Men are like buses: another one will eventually come along.

More men are sorry for speaking, than keeping silence.

Not all men are fools. There are still some bachelors.

Women are like remote controls. It gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

Women are like apples. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for them as they’re afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Note To Females: Some men just don’t understand how much women are worth. They only see what they had when she’s gone.