Statuses for Facebook

That moment of joy when I see my food coming at a restaurant.

That one person you can't hate no matter how hard you try.

That awkward moment when you realize you have strong feelings for a celebrity that you will probably never even meet..

That one friend who always gives relationship advice, but is still single.

That moment when YOU HEAR A SONG AND EVERY word describes your situation perfectly .

That awkward moment when people think they're funny, but they are just annoying.

That one person who makes you happy the second you start talking to them. >

That awkward moment when you realize the word ''bed'' is shaped like an actual bed.

That awkward moment when you realize Justin Bieber was doing THIS to get 6 pack abs: (read my last status)

That heart sinking moment you get when you read something you didn't want to know.

Oh, you're a lesbian? You're not attracted to men, so you go date girls that look like men. That makes complete sense.

That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question on the test.

That One Bestfriend You Do Weird Things With .. <3

That awkward moment when u accidentally post the same thing twice. “DELETE THE SECOND ONE QUICK DELETE DELETE DELLLEEETTTTEEEE!”

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci