Statuses for Facebook

Friends are like oragasms, nobody wants the fake ones.

Facebook has suddenly become like a strip club, you don't know whose gonna be on the crack or letting their tit's hang out!

I love 2014 because he give me most loveing person i like

i like it ki mjhe koi like nhi krta

As like a sky without a sun.is like a life without a frnd

Dance is A one one kind of Fun , I don't want leave it , ma new day has risen like Dancing Sun ..!!!

Baskteball is like fucking my self up 24hr in practice to dunk

Today i saw a truck filled with laborers...... felt like it was the truck of TCS or infosys after recruiting from engineering colleges

.Girls spend the first 10 years of their lifes playing with barbies. The next 10 years of their lifes they try to look like one.

My brain is like a brmuda triangle,information goes in and its never found again.

You don't Have to like me coz I ain't no facebook state-Ass.!

I was finding myself lost in my marriage. My husband Tyson and I have been married almost 15 years. We had UPS and downs in these years. I however felt recently our love seems to be slipping away. Instead of husband and wife I feel like we were roommates than lovers. I felt he was losing his love for me and all I wanted was our love back like before. I came across [email protected], by hope and faith of a help. Thank goodness I found [email protected], We have three wonderful children that I didn’t want them to face the problems that we have. [email protected] helps us restore our loving strong family. Thank you again for being there for everyone. I also pray for other couples going through hard times to find their help in you as you are such a great man.

The funny thing is when. Everyone u like

Treat me like a king and i’ll treat you like a queen. But If you treat me like a game, i’ll show you how its played.

Boyfriend are like headache...............