Statuses for Facebook

Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable.

Without requirements or design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file.

The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.

Beautiful pictures are developed from negatives in a dark room, So if you see darkness in your life be reassured that a beautiful picture is being prepared.

You liked me, I liked you. I developed crazy feelings and you made me so happy and then you left. So why do I still care?

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. -William Ward

Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government programme. - Milton Friedman

Did you hear that the Catholics have developed a new, low fat, low calorie communion wafer? It's called ''I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus.''

Worry is the darkroom in which negatives are developed. - Unknown

''We are all programmed to believe if a guy acts like a jerk that means he likes you'' -He's Just Not That Into You (2009)

I'm the No. 1 developer in New York, I'm the biggest in Atlantic City, and maybe we'll keep it that way. ~ Donald Trump

Monsters Inc 2, Finding Nemo 2 and Toy Story 4 are currently being developed.

Worry is the dark room where negatives are developed.

Fears are my friends. Their job is to show me undeveloped parts of myself.