Statuses for Facebook

That One Bestfriend You Do Weird Things With .. <3

Want a new phone?:) Scratch here: With a very sharpe object :)''

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person’s life. For better or for worse.

May Allah flood your life With happiness on this occasion. Happy Eid

With every beat of my heart, I Love You, until that last beat, I will Love You.

With the tears a Land hath shed. Their graves should ever be green.

With me or miles a part, you are always be close to my heart.

With lovers there can be “Goodbye”. But with friends there will only be “Hello” and “Glad to see you again”.

With each passing day, I’m finding out more and more who my real friends are.

Facebook should expand their relationship status field to include: One Night Stand, Friends With Benefits and Do it Yourself.

With all the things you’ve been through last 2011, you can only face 2012 stronger.

With a new attitude, everything can change, make it how you want it to be. Staying mad, why do that? Give yourself a break laugh about it and youll see that lifes what you make it.

With everything going on lately... I've got a lot of serious thinking to do! Oops....Did I say "Thinking".... I meant "Drinking"!!

Guys are excellent cooks. With two eggs, a sausage, & a little bit of milk...they can keep a girl's stomach full for 9 months.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.