Statuses for Facebook

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

Someone at work said to me, "Inquiring minds want to know if you have a boyfriend" I said, "Yes, I do, but don't tell my husband."

I gave my boyfriend a glue stick instead of a Chapstick last weekend, and he's still not talking to me!

Woah. Don't you wish the boy in my last status was your boyfriend?

I don't want a model as a boyfriend. I just want a regular guy I can share my insecurities and joys with.

As a boyfriend, you shouldn't allow NOBODY to disrespect your girl

Don't you wish the guy in my last status was your boyfriend? He's so hot.

Her boyfriend left her bec. she is too fat. Look on my previous like >

Dear Girls, If your boyfriend is doing THIS, then he is definitely cheating on you: Check out my last status...

Friend: ''Do you have a boyfriend?'' Me: ''Lol yeah.'' Friend: ''What's his name?'' Me: ''Waldo.'' Friend: ''Where is he?'' Me: ''I'm still looking.''

Boyfriend left girl because she's too fat. 2 weeks later he sees her looking like this! Check my last status for her before/after Pics!

Dear Future Boyfriend, I'm ready to meet you.

What if the guy in my last status was your boyfriend? ;)

Sometimes I wish I had a boyfriend, but only for cuddling with at night... And then I remember that they make body pillows & I get over it.

Girl left her boyfriend just because he was doing this in my last status :|