Statuses for Facebook

Relationships are a lot like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize it’s just a bunch of crap you don’t need.

You know sweety, my lips won’t just kiss themselves. Please help.

‎BUT is just a word you use when you’re afraid to try.

You are gonna need therapy after you meet me..

Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.

I am not scared of dying, I just don’t want to!

It’s funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.

Can you stop being so attractive? I`m trying to move on here..

People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isn’t that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, don’t change who you really are..

Hanry says my mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely..

My mind tells me to give up, my heart won’t let me.

You are not born a winner; you are not born a loser. You are born a chooser.

If somebody really cares about you they will never put you on the back burner.

I won’t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me.

No matter where I am, no matter where you are, I’ll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start.