Statuses for Facebook

Not drinking in college was the best decision ever!

Dear colleges, Smart middle class white people need scholarships too. Sincerely, anonymous.

School for 12 years, college for 4 years... then you work until you die. Great.

Dear twin sister, I'll take your french final if you take my math final? Sincerely, college here we come!

Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.

College is thousands of dollars but pizza is only like ten so what is the obvious choice here

Taking awful cold medicine as a kid taught me how to take shots in college.

Before college, I didn't know what I was doing with my life...now I'm confident I have no idea what I'm doing.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam, I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Right now, you might think popularity is everything. But just remember, you can`t put "popular" on a college or job application.

Your college friends know who you are, but your high school friends know why.

College is a place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.