Statuses for Facebook

Oh cool! ... I really do not care. 

A cool thing about being in a relationship is that when you make a mistake you get to hear about it over and over. 

Cavemen were posting on walls before it was cool

Things I've learned: There's no cool way to chase after a bouncing ping-pong ball.

My bank lets me send a text message and it´ll text back with my balance. It´s a cool feature but I didn´t think the LOL was necessary.

If you´re cooler than me, doesnt that make me hotter than you?

Ignore me? Okay that's cool, just don't be mad when I ignore you.

9 year olds today have an iPhone, iPad, laptop and Facebook...When I was 9, I felt cool with my new crayons.

Wow you are cool.... <-- About 80% of people did just read that in a sarcastic voice.

Ignore me? Okay that's cool, just don't be mad when I do it to you.

BRB = I don't want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else to say. Cool = I don't care

If you were born between 1990-1999 check my last status! So Cool!

Oh, so I'm invisible to you now? Cool. I've always wanted a superpower.

''Cool story bro, I always yawn when I'm interested.:)''

Oh, you're cooler than me? Then I guess that makes me hotter than you.