Statuses for Facebook

Sick of getting hurt my every chick i give my heart to I'm fucking over it. Just want a girl that's going to treat my heart like there OWN...

I wish I had know you were this childish and immature before, glad I know it now, too bad it took so fucking long for me to catch on!

I don't give a fuck what YOU have to say.. do you not get that??

Sometimes you've got to get fucked up to feel sober, Cry to see clear and fall a hundred times to learn how to pick yourself back up again!

"The back of the line is there, sir." "You should use your turn signal, sir." I like being called "sir." Sounds nicer than "you fuck-wit."

fuck it ill do it my way because the people who love me will understand because they love me

Get drunk, Get high, Fuck the world, Try to fly, Screw the girls, Punch the guys, Go to sleep and fucking die!

Is glad there are no cams in my living room..cleaning the living room with the help of Duran Duran..playing very very loud..fuck the shake and vac woman lmao

isn't it funny how some one can say they care,And when you fuck up,they make you a target for messed up..It's no wander suicide rate increased every year

I ain't perfect never say i am i fuck up @ times make mistakes push away people who love me the most if u never made mistakes or fucked up there is summat wrong

Knock knock. who's there? Karma! oh fuck..

ALL you greedy government assholes can kiss the snotty-ends of our fuck-sticks!

Get drunk, Get high, Fuck the world, Try to fly, Screw the girls, Punch the guys, Go to sleep and do it all over again.

Now fuck off leave me alone and i will see you in a week :)

if lives a roller coaster then i want the fuck off NOW cause this is not what i signed up for :(