I'm the opposite of psychic. I don't even know what I'm thinking! ;)
I'm the opposite of psychic. I don't even know what I'm thinking! ;)
I wish I could google "things to eat in my fridge" so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed. ;)
But what if bygones want to be something else? ;)
I wish pillsbury would think of another way to open biscuits without giving you a heart attack ;)
I'm changing my voicemail greeting to: Please hang up and text me, thanks. ;)
I'd say that most of my mistakes can be traced back to when I decided to get out of bed. ... just sayin! ;)
Roses are red , violets are blue , I got five fingers and the 3rd one for you ;)
I remember 2011 like it was yesterday. ;)
Guess what I saw today ... Everything I looked at. ;)
Sometimes my mind wanders, other times it leaves completly. ;)
To save time, lets just assume I am never wrong ;)
When in Rome get naked ;)
Smile, it confuses people. ;)
Funny how things change with time, I used to hate spankings.. ;)
When your feeling down, I will be there to feel you up. ;)
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