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I like it here because not only do I get to air out my dirty laundry, I get to see yours too.

If your dirty, your dirty... you cant fix it

Keeps getting dirty voicemails from unknown numbers. If it's you.. Send more

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

I like to keep bartenders on their toes by making up drinks on the spot. "Yeah, I'll take a Dirty Hammock."

Life is way better and funnier when you have a dirty mind lol

OH I´m sorry! I didn´t realise you were giving me a dirty look. I just thought you were ugly like that all the time!

Today I am thankful for dirty text messages, stripclubs, and Jack Daniels

6 out of 9 people will see something dirty in this status.

If I share my food with you, it's because I love you or because it's old or dirty and I don't want it.

Lets see who has a dirty mind: say it fast ''alfa-kenny-body'' RT if you got it

Everything seems funnier when you have a dirty mind ;)

Who else has dirty thoughts 90% of the day?

No matter how dirty your past is, your future will always be spotless.

No one deserves to be someone else's dirty little secret, if u truly care about someone, u share it with everyone