Statuses for Facebook

Why dont closed minds ever come with closed mouths?

Why am I the weird one for browsing through your pictures? You're the one who uploaded over a thousand pictures of yourself.

The only reason why 30 guys liked your picture is because they can see right down your shirt.

I can never understand why people take pictures of themselves giving the finger. Was the camera mean to you?

Girl: take off the condom.. Guy: why?? Girl: YOLO... ''You only live once'' Guy: if you get pregnant YOYO.. ''You're on your own''

I don't know why I liked you so much.

Why do I ALWAYS have to be the one making effort, why can't someone make an effort for me for once?

Twitter has a bird as its logo, that's why when you join you're an egg. And your home button is a birdhouse.

Do you know why people cheat and lie? Because it's easier to get forgiveness than permission.

Some days , I can't stop thinking about you . Other days , I wonder why I waste my time .

The reason why we hide our feelings from them is the fear that the feeling is not mutual.

Why is it so hard for me to hear the good things people say about me, but when it's bad, I take it to heart.

Stop making me mad & then telling me to calm down. That’s like stabbing someone & then wondering why they’re bleeding.

Why do we close our eyes when we pray, when we cry, when we kiss, when we dream. Because the most beautiful things in life are not seen but felt only by heart..

Why does paper beat rock? if you hold a paper in front of your face and i throw a rock at it who wins?