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''IS SHE PREGNANT?'' ''I don't know. Go ask her.'' ''NO! WHAT IF SHE'S JUST FAT?''

Pregnant teen in 1992: ''Oh no, I'm pregnant! My mom's gonna kill me!''...Pregnant teen in 2012: ''OMG! YES!!! I get to be on MTV!''

Better late than pregnant.

Smart man + smart woman = romance. Smart man + dumb woman = affair. Dumb man + smart woman = marriage. Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy.

Periods are ridiculous i shouldn’t be punished for not getting pregnant.

If you're purchasing a Dollar Store pregnancy test, I think we both know you can't afford a positive.

This girl in a China got pregnant at age 13. They called her '' Sum Yung Ho.''

Well, with no shave November, Halo 4 and Black Ops 2 this month, I'm predicting teen pregnancy will be at an all time low.

I hate the show ''16 and pregnant'' so much. There are 13 year olds fighting cancer. Where's their show?

With no shave November, Halo 4 and Black Ops 2 this month, I'd say teen pregnancy will be at an all time low.

I have never seen a pregnant chinese woman! RT if you haven't either!

I miss you like a pregnant sixteen years old misses her period.

With so many girls pregnant at school.. condoms should be on the supply list.

True irony: Getting a girl pregnant on a pull out couch.

I just heard Kate Middleton is pregnant. Has anyone seen my royal coat hanger?