Statuses for Facebook

I have no idea what a bejeezus is,,, but apparently mine scares easy.

I have an awesome idea, but first I'll need a zebra, bungee cords, jello, and a partner in crime. Any takers?

I have no idea how I used to look for things in the dark before I had a cellphone.

I think it has become obvious that medicine companies have no idea what fruit tastes like.

Oh, I have an idea!!..oh wait, no I don't

St Patricks Day, when you can eat lucky charms dowsed in beer and everyone thinks..great idea!

His idea of cleanliness is sweeping the room with a glance.

Here's an idea...You go away and I'll stop ignoring you.

That frustrating feeling when the microwave trips the circuit breaker and you have no idea how much longer your lunch needs to be nuked.

Billion dollar idea: Make a prescription drug that gets rid of the side effects of all the other prescription drugs.

The more I drink the better my Idea's seem to get.

Excessive consumption of alcohol seems like a good idea.

Although the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas.

Unless otherwise stated, I have no idea what I

Today's brilliant idea Slim Fast beer