Statuses for Facebook

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.

Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI.

Seeing how Iron Man and Batman are only really smart and super rich, I

I don't believe women belong in the kitchen... because men are better at that too

Women are so silly sometimes, thinking men actually care if they fake it.

Thinks whoever said, "All men are created equal", obviously has never been to a nude beach!!

Boys Are Great. Every Girl Should Have One.

As you read this status, around 350,000 men are ejucalting world wide.

Judging at how short the Freshmen are these days I am expecting dwarfs by 2016.

Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one.

When boys are cute when they're mad. ♥

When boys are fun. ❤

When boys are interest in the same music as you. >>

Women are like police , they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.