Statuses for Facebook

If you don’t have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don’t go looking for someone. When it’s right, they will come to you.

Friends are like condoms. They are always there to protect you when things get hard.

Welcome to Facebook! Where liars tell more lies, enemies are Facebook friends, weak people turn into Facebook gangsters, haters complain about haters and every person who talks about money ain’t got none.

Girlfriends are like credit cards, you can’t get one unless you already have one.

Dear best friends, always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. But just after I finish laughing.

Your weirdness only comes out when you're with your friends.

I'm scared that if I told you I love you and you don't feel the same, our friendship would be over.

Silly me for thinking honesty and friendship were important these days. The new trend is all about being secretive and shady!

When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun. Not the studying part.

I agree with the dictionary: girls before guys, partying before studying and friends before love!

Some friends come and go like seasons others are there for a reason.

I used to be normal till I met those losers I call my best friends.

Facebook may say that we are friends, but I wouldn't hesitate to punch you in the face.

Don't think for a second your back won't be stabbed, because people change, and feelings fade, but don't worry new friendships are made.

Who else thinks it's cute when a guy talks about you to his friends? ♥