Statuses for Facebook

If a girl is shopping she`s trendy, if boy is shopping he`s wasting money.

"You`ve changed" Ummmm actually I think the proper term is "I`ve stopped trying to please you."

She acts like summer and walks like rain.

If a guy tells you that you drive him crazy, you are either doing something really right or terribly wrong.

A beautiful girl is a beautiful girl, but a beautiful girl with a brain is an absolutely lethal combination.

It`s amazing what a girl will put up with for the boy she likes.

Guys, if a girl asks you a question, it`s better to give her the truth, chances are she`s asking you because she already knows the answer.

Some boys think of girls just like books. If the cover doesn`t catch their eyes, they won`t even bother to read what`s inside.

Today I came across a book that said "All the things men know about woman", it was blank inside.

It`s not easy putting on a fake smile... Yet she`s a pro at it.

The secret of being a great man = having a great woman who supports you all the time!

there is no such thing as a good girl. A good girl is just a bad girl who hasn`t been caught yet .

The sweetest things you can do for a girl are the little things that let her know she’s in your heart and on your mind.

Dude, if she worries about you, she cares. But when she stops caring, that`s when you should be worried.

A boy`s eye is faster than Google when searching for a girl in a crowd.