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The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.

My New Year's Resolution is to stop making late decisions.

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a BANG

New years resolution #1: stop losing the powerball

Happy New Years Everyone! (I stole this status:) )

My new year's resolution is to stop making new year's resolutions.

My New Year's resolution is to spend more time wishing my enemies were dead.

If you're born in 'September', it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

If you're born in September or in the beginning of October, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

If you're born in September, it's pretty obvious to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

When people write: ''2011 NEW YEAR, NEW ME!'' And your just like: you said that 2008, 2009, and 2010.

Thanksgiving: 14 Days, Christmas:47 Days, New Years: 54 Days, Valentine's Day: 98 Days, Easter: 143 Days, Summer: 225 Days.

If you're born in September, it's safe to assume that your parents started their new year off with a bang.

I'm a holiday virgin: -Never had a New Years kiss. -Never had a Valentines Day kiss. -Never had a Valentine.

Kiss me on new years eve?