Statuses for Facebook

Everyone is gifted. Some just open the package sooner.

Cheating is a choice… Not a mistake. Don’t be fooled.

Knock knock? "who`s there?" kiss. "kiss who?" kiss me

You better check yourself, before you wreck yourself >:)

Sometimes you need a second chance, because time wasn`t ready for the first one

Never miss an opportunity to shine because you are too afraid to walk into the dark of the unknown...

Smiling does make it a little bit better.

S.T.R.E.S.S.----> > Shit To Remember Every Single Second

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize that you`re wrong

Next time you look at someone thinking "I wish I was that pretty," remember that another person is thinking that same thought about you.

Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks they have enough.

Dear millionaires, if you dont have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you’re spending it wrong.Sincerely.

I live for the nights I can`t remember with people I won`t forget.

A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures!

Ew. Who have you become?