Statuses for Facebook

I log off because I'm bored but then I log back on after 5 minutes because I'm bored.

We all have those friends that say how much they hate someone, and two minutes later they act like they`re best friends.

48+2 Members can sit in a Bus. 5+1 can sit in a Car. 3+1 can sit in a auto 1+1 can sit in a Bike. Only 1 can sit in my Heart, That's -YOU- My dear valentine.

Sometimes, my calculator must think I'm a complete idiot.

Is that really Obama's new car in my last status-.-?

if you had to choose, would you rather eat a cake that tasted like poop, or poop that taste like cake...?

Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. - William Jennings Bryan

Happy Anniversary to my loving hubby. Thank you for the last 11 yrs. and many more yrs. to come. Thank you for making me the happiest woman. I love you always.

My personality stays within me. My attitude depends on you.

Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend... you owe me...

It's hard: When someone special ignores you. It's harder: Pretending that you just don't care.

I'm too busy for people who are too busy for me...

I will punch you by accident on purpose..

I’d love to see myself from a boy’s perspective.

I do not believe a man can ever leave his business.He ought to think of it by day and dream of it by night ~ Henry Ford