Statuses for Facebook

I never re-check my test... I just flip through the pages. anyone else?

You copied ME, yet you got a higher grade. WHAT THE HELL?!

Going to school with ten pens and coming back with only one.

That proud moment when: You say something funny in class, and everyone laughs at it.

Dear dude sitting next to me, I can see you copying my test.... Sincerely, joke`s on you, I didn`t study either.

I want to make my room look like a classroom, so I can fall asleep faster.

Yelling "is that your phone?!" when someone has their phone out in class.

I wish there was a pen that can copy and paste.

You know you`re not paying attention in class when you start to doodle on the paper.

That annoying moment when you accidentally destroy your paper while erasing.

LIKE IF: I get annoyed when I solve a hard math problem to find out the answer is 0.

The ONE DAY I`m absent from school is the ONE DAY everything happens!

*Finds out crush isn`t at school today* "Damn, wasted outfit."

Struggling to do your exercise? Do it early in the morning, before your brain figures out what the hell is going on!!

always give 100% at school: 12% monday 23% tuesday 40% wednesday 20% thursday 5% friday