Statuses for Facebook

WTF! Made Lil Wayne get that tattoo on his face in my last status?!?!?!

All 13 of my tattoos tell a story. I had money on me when I was drunk.

Everyone without a tattoo should receive a prize for being unique.

Shocking Lil Wayne new Tattoos on my last post

That tattoo makes you look like a badass.

Kanye would not be impressed with Kim Kardashian's new tattoo... the pictures are in my last status..

WOW Selena Gomez would not be happy with Justin Bieber's new Tattoo!! Go check it out! It's in my last status;)

Aw a fat lady with a ''M.O.B.'' tattoo on her arm. I asked ''money over b*tches?'' She said ''No, McDonalds over Burger King

Dear heavily tattooed guy, Please don't think I'm judging you. Sincerely, Just admiring art on your body.

Dear Chinese best friend, I love how you got a tattoo that says ''made in China''. Sincerely, you're hilarious.

Scars are tattoos with better stories.

Someone needs to pray for Lil Wayne after that tattoo in my last status. smh!

Dear girl in this photo, your Tattoo is a MAJOR fail. Sincerely, Everyone (Look at my last status)

Ladies don't get tattoos ...but, hot chicks do

Let's all beautify the world and get a tattoo :)